I have wasted my day on the internet and it actually turned out to be a good thing! I wanted to look up information on ovulation, on the off chance that I have been off with my own calculations. And guess what??? I have been!!! I've been calculating it all wrong for the past 5 months. Now, while this does make me angry (for a split second) that I wasted 5 frickin' months because my math skills are not up to par, it also means that it might be the only thing that is wrong with me. I may not be barren! I might just be a moron!
I found an ovulation calculator on one of the gazillion baby making websites (not to be confused with a porn site) and plugged in all of my pertinant information for the past 5 months. After crunching some serious numbers I found out that Bruno and I have been stopping too soon each month. Can you imagine? Perhaps, if we can't even handle the simple math involved in The Baby Game, we shouldn't be trusted with an actual baby. Nah! I'm a smart gal most of the time and Bruno just made Dean's List, so I won't be too hard on us. Actually, I can't be hard on Bruno at all. He trusted me to do the math. That will teach him to trust me with something so important! Doesn't he remember what happened when I did the laundry???
I'm going to run outside and jump over the moon now.
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